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تاريخ التسجيل : 14/02/2008

مُساهمةموضوع: نكت باللغة الانكليزية   الأربعاء مارس 26, 2008 4:45 am

b]TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.[/b]
[b][b]MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
[b][b]FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
[b][b]JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
[b][b]GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L'

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
[b][b]DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
[b][b]didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
[b][b]GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
[b][b]MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
[b][b]TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
[b][b]SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
[b][b]your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
[b][b]people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher
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