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عدد الرسائل : 445 تاريخ التسجيل : 14/02/2008
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| b]TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.[/b] [b][b]MARIA : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS : Maria!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b]
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? [b][b]FRANK : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? [b][b]JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b]
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' [b][b]GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L'TEACHER : No, that's wrongGLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? [b][b]DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b]
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we [b][b]didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me![/b] [/b]____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? [b][b]GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' [b][b]MILLIE : I is...TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? [b][b]TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? [b][b]SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as [b][b]your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _[/b] [/b] TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when [b][b]people are no longer interested?HAROLD : A teacher [/b] [/b]التوقيع : | |
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